Action Items: Find out whether Héctor Elizondo is still alive and willing to co-star. … More Team Meeting Notes re: Untitled Julia Roberts/Richard Gere Collaboration #3
Maybe we should have a women’s superhero networking event? With wine of course! … More Wonder Woman 2: She Wins, You Win (aka Awkward Text with Supergirl)
LAST SEEN in 1983: “How about a nice game of chess?” OPENS: Mark Zuckerberg, a brilliant Harvard student fond of hoodies, inadvertently hacks into a computer game company while stalking his ex at Boston College. Intrigued by the list of games, he types ‘Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War’. Asked which side he wants to play … More WarGames 2: Fakebook
Turns out Soze Really IS the Devil … More The Usual Suspects 2: Keyser Söze is Worse Than We Thought
It is my recommendation that the patient takes up a hobby. Perhaps piano. … More Big 2: The Big Sick
“It turns out he’s a registered sex offender. His modus operandi was to approach young boys and say, ‘Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.’” … More Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 2: What a Mess, I Confess
“Coach, but he’s a figure skater!” … More Miracle 2: Trump Makes a Suggestion
We learned that Donnie Wahlberg killed Malcolm after all. And not with his funky fresh cool beats.
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Argo, I gotta kill you. … More SUPER BOWL OF SEQUELS 2018: THE SIXTH SENSE VS. GOOD WILL HUNTING
Evil Trump: I run an agency of firing consultants. You know, letting go secretaries and stuff. … More Dave 2: Trump’s Evil Look-alike
He hears the ghost of Chubbs in his head “What are you doing Happy? Heckling a Tiger? You’re acting like a damn fool!” … More Happy Gilmore 2: Happy vs. Tiger Woods
