The Donfather
“All right, this one time I’ll let you ask about my affairs…” … More The Donfather
“All right, this one time I’ll let you ask about my affairs…” … More The Donfather
Maybe we should have a women’s superhero networking event? With wine of course! … More Wonder Woman 2: She Wins, You Win (aka Awkward Text with Supergirl)
LAST SEEN in 1983: “How about a nice game of chess?” OPENS: Mark Zuckerberg, a brilliant Harvard student fond of hoodies, inadvertently hacks into a computer game company while stalking his ex at Boston College. Intrigued by the list of games, he types ‘Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War’. Asked which side he wants to play … More WarGames 2: Fakebook
Ivanka storms in the White House fully intending on exposing Stormy for who she really is. A porn star trying to take her place as Trump’s work-wife. … More Working Girl 2: A Head For Business and a Bod For Sin
“Coach, but he’s a figure skater!” … More Miracle 2: Trump Makes a Suggestion
Evil Trump: I run an agency of firing consultants. You know, letting go secretaries and stuff. … More Dave 2: Trump’s Evil Look-alike
Being Drug Czars were a terrible idea. Why’d you let us do that? … More Step Brothers 2: A House of Learned Doctors
Former FBI Director Comey changes into full cross-dress uniform, draws the remote from his dresser, binges “The Apprentice” and takes a handful of Trump steaks until he violently falls dead to the floor. … More A Few Good Men 2: “The government reinstates Robert Mueller to fill in on a special case…”
The One who was raped by the cast of Cats has another idea. They will dress up like Mormons and knock on his door. … More Team America: World Police 2 : AMERICA! Mmmkay!