Maybe we should have a women’s superhero networking event? With wine of course! … More Wonder Woman 2: She Wins, You Win (aka Awkward Text with Supergirl)
The Black Widow and the Hulk’s children may not be Avenger material, but they are trying their best … More Black Widow: Knocked Up
LAST SEEN in 1983: “How about a nice game of chess?” OPENS: Mark Zuckerberg, a brilliant Harvard student fond of hoodies, inadvertently hacks into a computer game company while stalking his ex at Boston College. Intrigued by the list of games, he types ‘Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War’. Asked which side he wants to play … More WarGames 2: Fakebook
Turns out Soze Really IS the Devil … More The Usual Suspects 2: Keyser Söze is Worse Than We Thought
Randy Jackson: “I know this guy, dawg. He was Joe the Policeman from the “What’s Going Down” episode of “That’s My Momma.” He’s like 60 years old.” … More Coming to America 2: Randy Watson, American Idol
“They are shooting some scenes for The Hunger Games, or maybe it’s The Walking Dead. Wait, no. Whatever it is, it definitely has Jason Bateman in it.” … More Gone with the Wind 2: Shot & Captured in the ATL
Height: Depends on whether I am Cripple Lo Pan or Spirit Form Lo Pan. Anywhere from 3-7 feet. … More Big Trouble in Little China 2: Lo Pan Discovers Internet Dating
It is my recommendation that the patient takes up a hobby. Perhaps piano. … More Big 2: The Big Sick
“It turns out he’s a registered sex offender. His modus operandi was to approach young boys and say, ‘Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.’” … More Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 2: What a Mess, I Confess
“Coach, but he’s a figure skater!” … More Miracle 2: Trump Makes a Suggestion
