“Oh, hi Schindler’s List. Yeah. Yeah. About 20 years, that’s right. No. I know. I guess I didn’t think you wanted to be included in Ready Player One. Yeah. I did call up Jurassic Park and ask if it would be interested. Listen. I’m sorry. I gotta go. Yep. Happy Passover.” … More Ready Player Two: Spielberg Production Notes Transcribed
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