Writer living in suburban Atlanta with husband, daughter, son and three-legged cat. Madras enthusiast.
“Oh, hi Schindler’s List. Yeah. Yeah. About 20 years, that’s right. No. I know. I guess I didn’t think you wanted to be included in Ready Player One. Yeah. I did call up Jurassic Park and ask if it would be interested. Listen. I’m sorry. I gotta go. Yep. Happy Passover.” … More Ready Player Two: Spielberg Production Notes Transcribed
What about Anastasia and Christian Grey? They seem like a fun… … More The Shape of Water 2: The Search for Couple Friends
Del is no longer a guest, but a squatter … More Planes, Trains, & Automobiles 2: The Curtain Ring Industry Takes a Hit
Randy Jackson: “I know this guy, dawg. He was Joe the Policeman from the “What’s Going Down” episode of “That’s My Momma.” He’s like 60 years old.” … More Coming to America 2: Randy Watson, American Idol
The sun won’t come out, Tomorrow … More Event Horizon 2: The Musical
“They are shooting some scenes for The Hunger Games, or maybe it’s The Walking Dead. Wait, no. Whatever it is, it definitely has Jason Bateman in it.” … More Gone with the Wind 2: Shot & Captured in the ATL
Ivanka storms in the White House fully intending on exposing Stormy for who she really is. A porn star trying to take her place as Trump’s work-wife. … More Working Girl 2: A Head For Business and a Bod For Sin
Sir, do you know anything about a wolf without a foot? … More Moonstruck 2: The Werewolf of Brooklyn Heights
Height: Depends on whether I am Cripple Lo Pan or Spirit Form Lo Pan. Anywhere from 3-7 feet. … More Big Trouble in Little China 2: Lo Pan Discovers Internet Dating
It is my recommendation that the patient takes up a hobby. Perhaps piano. … More Big 2: The Big Sick
