Moonstruck 2: The Werewolf of Brooklyn Heights

Sir, do you know anything about a wolf without a foot? … More Moonstruck 2: The Werewolf of Brooklyn Heights

Big Trouble in Little China 2: Lo Pan Discovers Internet Dating

Height: Depends on whether I am Cripple Lo Pan or Spirit Form Lo Pan.  Anywhere from 3-7 feet. … More Big Trouble in Little China 2: Lo Pan Discovers Internet Dating

Big 2: The Big Sick

It is my recommendation that the patient takes up a hobby. Perhaps piano. … More Big 2: The Big Sick

Field of Dreams 2: Time to Go Home Now

When are these people leaving Ray? … More Field of Dreams 2: Time to Go Home Now

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 2: What a Mess, I Confess

“It turns out he’s a registered sex offender. His modus operandi was to approach young boys and say, ‘Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.’” … More Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 2: What a Mess, I Confess