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The Comeback Kids: Cringeworthy Gender-Swap Reboots

Tracey Lynn Moore

Men ruined by #MeToo movement plot their comeback…

FUNNY GIRL Starring Louis C.K.

“Hello Gorgeous”

PRETTY WOMAN Starring Matt Lauer

“I want the fairy tale.”

SENSE & SENSIBILITY Starring Kevin Spacey

“Marianne, can you play something else? Mamma has been weeping since breakfast.”

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S Starring Johnny Depp

“Promise me one thing: don’t take me home until I’m drunk – very drunk indeed.”

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? Starring Jeffrey Tambor

“You mean all this time we could have been friends?”

MARY POPPINS Starring Dustin Hoffman

“Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.”

THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO Starring Ben Affleck

“He’s had a long-standing sexual relationship with his co-editor of the magazine. Sometimes he performs cunnilingus. Not often enough. In my opinion.”

ROSEMARY’S BABY Starring Al Franken

“This isn’t a dream!”

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA Starring Donald Trump

“Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.”

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