LAST SEEN: Under the sea, living happily ever after…
OPENS:
(Elisa, now healed and able to talk, gets into the passenger side while Amphibian Man starts the car.)
Elisa: We really need to get more couple friends.
Amphibian Man: (Trills in agreement)
Elisa: I mean, I really like Allen and Madison, but for a mermaid, she will …not…shut…. up…
Amphibian Man: (Trills in agreement)
Elisa: He is just so bitter that they moved here so she could be closer to her family. I mean, I live in the ocean too Allen. That’s what we do for the people we love.
Amphibian Man: (Trills in agreement)
Elisa: How was your cat tonight, hon? It looked overcooked.
Amphibian Man: (Trilling disappointment)
Elisa: You should have sent it back. What about Anastasia and Christian Grey? They seem like fun…
Amphibian Man: (Trills an interruption)
Elisa: No, I’m not just saying that because he’s cute.
Amphibian Man: (Trilling a rumor)
Elisa: No. I don’t think they’re swingers. Wait – would that be such a bad thing?
(They turn to each other – She laughs, he trills at the joke)
Elisa: Oh, don’t forget we have dinner with Marlin and Dory next week
Amphibian Man: (Trilling anger)
Elisa: Don’t get mad at me. I was hoping Dory would forget.
THE END