Step Brothers (2008) Starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly
LAST SEEN: It’s the f-king Catalina Wine Mixer.
OPENS WITH: Brennan and Dale running into Mom and Doback’s bedroom.
Dale: Can we say yes to becoming Opioid Drug Czars?
Brennan: It will give us so much power and put us in charge of billions of dollars in spending to curb the opioid epidemic and fight illegal drug use.
Dale: Plus, you know Dad. I left college to join the family business and you never let me.
Mom: But…he’s a medical doctor.
Doback: I really don’t want to keep telling you that Dale.
Brennan: And we know all about drugs. Remember I blazed that sh!t up every day with Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering?
Doback: You don’t need permission from us to accept a job. You are adults, you can do whatever you want.
Doback: I’m not making myself clear… I don’t give a f-ck; now you both are going to be coordinating the federal government’s multibillion-dollar anti-drug initiatives. I would think you would be focused on that when deciding to accept this position.
Brennan: We can…? No?
Mom: Yes.
Brennan: Thanks. You guys are not gonna regret it!
Dale: This is the funnest night ever!
The next day, after their first full day as White House appointed Drug Czars, Dale comes screaming into his parent’s bedroom.
Dale: Dad. Nancy. It’s bad.
There’s blood everywhere.
Being Drug Czars were a terrible idea. Why’d you let us do that?
THE END
